What if the 1st Amendment Got Crapped on like the 2nd?

Any speech using 10 or more foreign words would be a felony.
(Firearm law 922(r) restricting 10 or more foreign gun parts from the 1989 import ban)

Anyone convicted of a felony or convicted of misdemeanor domestic abuse or assault is not allowed freedom of speech or religion and must rely on the government to provide speech and religion for them.
(1968 gun control act)

Any speech or religions that are done in a scary tone or feel are banned.  Any assembly that looks scary is banned.
(1994 Federal Assault Weapon Ban that went after mostly cosmetic features)

Before engaging in new free speech you must pass an instant background check by a government authorized free speech dealer.  Sorry, if your name is like someone else prohibited from speech and religion, it is up to you to prove you’re not that person.
(NICS instant background check and Brady Handgun Violence Prevention Act of 1993)

Any speech or work with more than 10 sentences per page is forbidden, any peaceable assembly with more than 10 people is also banned.
(Hi-Capacity Magazine bans in the Assault Weapon Ban and in many states to this day)

‘Freedom of Speech’ was only meant to be applicable to movable type presses.  The founding fathers didn’t foresee television, radio, photographs, telephones, film, or the internet.
(The idea that the 2nd amendment only applies to muskets)

You cannot exercise free speech or religion on federal property or at a school.
(Section 930. Title 18, United States Code and the Gun Free School Zone Act of 1990)

Any religions, peaceable assemblies, camera, computer, telephone or free speech enabling device made before 1986 is available to use by the general public.  Any made after 1986 is only available to law enforcement.
(Closing of the NFA machine gun registry in 1986 by Regan with the Firearms Owner’s Protection Act)

A legal Polaroid camera from 1972 is now worth over $10,000 because you can’t get any new ones after 1986.  Sure you can get an illegal one, but you risk a 10-20 year felony conviction if caught.
(Market effects of the 1986 registry closure)

You can follow any religion, read any book, talk about whatever you like AFTER you pay a $200 tax to the government and pass a background check.  If you decide to buy more books, try another religion, or talk about something else, you must pay another $200 and go through another lengthy background check.
(National Firearm Act of 1934)

You CANNOT have free speech no matter what in Washington DC, it has been this way since 1977.
(Washington DC handgun ban)

Concealing free speech/religion is only permissible in some states and only after you have spent $100 and attended a state mandated course on how to speak/worship properly.  Though in some states you can’t conceal or display your speech or religion at all outside of your home.
(Conceal Carry Legislation and open carry laws)

You cannot have free speech if you are under 18 and you can’t worship anything until you are 21.
(Age restrictions on buying long guns and handguns)

If you wish to exchange free speech with a citizen in another state you must involve a government sanctioned free speech dealer to ensure they are allowed that type of free speech in their state.
(1968 Gun Control Act which mandates a FFL be needed for interstate gun purchases and transfers)

H/T to Every Day No Days Off

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  1. HB AR15 “Firearms Communication Act”

    All persons who communicate in any manner [written, verbal or otherwise] in which said communication is construable to be relative to ‘guns’, firearms, policy, use, or any other firearms-related issue,
    Who;- receive compensation in any form, [money, gifts, & / or etc.] for their communications;
    Must from the date of enactment under this Federal law;-
    Personally own at least one firearm in working order;
    A minimum of 20 rounds of dischargeable ammunition of the appropriate caliber; and
    Any and all accoutrements necessary to facilitate discharge [magazine, clip or etc.].
    Proof of ownership must be made available when required to requesting authorities.
    Proof of ownership must include but may not be specifically limited to;-
    The ability to display the actual firearm itself to requesting authorities and a verifiable sales receipt with name of purchaser, serial numbers of firearm and date of purchase.
    Any person found to be in violation of any part of this “Firearms Communication Act” will, upon conviction in a court of law, be subject to fines of no less than $10,000.00 for each offense and / or, incarceration in a Federal facility for no less than one year.

    This Act is in no manner to be construed as a violation of the right to freedom of speech or the press.


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